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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words “fuck you” and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold…and not by giving her your jacket… Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now you’re going to be bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn’t girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts……and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I’m talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don’t get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much but I think it’s funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don’t call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70′s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you…. you have no legs!” The old man smiled, “Therefore I cannot run around on you!”
She snorted. “You don’t have any hands either!” Again the old man smiled, “Nor can I beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. “Are you still good in bed?” With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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A HUGE black guy walks in to a bar.
He goes to a little white guy and took his drink.
Then the black guy looks at the white guy and says “Got a problem with that?”
So the white guy says “You know what? I’ve been having the worst fucking day you can think of.
In the morning my wife told me that she is leaving me, than I got fired at my job, then I discover that my car got stolen, and now when I try to kill myself you drink my god-damned poison!”
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Today, we will only talk about money -:) Learn How to Make Money Online
http://www.12monthinternetmillionaire.com/
( The 12 month internet millionaire = magic money machine)
This review isn’t for everyone. In fact, I know there will be people who unsubscribe from my list and get angry at me for even mentioning this.
I wish I could say sorry – but I can’t.
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If it offends you to learn from someone who did spend time in jail and lost $48 million dollars because of these mistakes, then please don’t click on this link:
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What was impressive to me was the fact that the author didn’t try to cover up these mistakes, but instead shows you exactly what they were, how and why he made them, and also how to protect yourself from making the same mistakes. (that and how how was able to get $48 million in a bank account to begin with)
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Park your car, and will never ge it back 
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What would be happen, Now ? Do you have any clue
They would like him as a dinner…
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The longer you look, the more it messes with your head.
Real Brain Teaser -:)
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Is this some sort of Korean tradition I haven’t heard about before?
be careful, korean may be in your simbling toilet
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Our Start-up package is a group of seo services for those who want to optimize their websites and do their own promotion. This comprehensive package provides you with all of the information you need to get the best possible search engine placement for your web pages.
Our Start-up package consists of three seo services:
1. Website audit and practical seo recommendations.
We will thoroughly check and analyze your website. We will then give you clear-cut and practical seo recommendations on what changes you can make to improve your site’s rankings. This service will evaluate:
The package also includes the following additional seo reports:
These reports will be accompanied by comments to ensure that you get the maximum seo benefit from them.
2. Promotional seo resources.
For this seo service we use special analysis software to provide you with a comprehensive list of promotional resources where you can publish links to your site. You will receive the following reports:
- A report on sites that have links to your competitors. If they are interested in your competitor’s websites then they are likely to be interested in your site and might be willing to publish a link to it.
- A general report on sites that deal with your topic. These sites deal with topics similar to that of your own site and may be willing to publish information about your project. This report includes web directories, news and informational resources, blogs, forums, etc.
These seo reports may list thousands of sites that could, in theory, publish links to your site. Checking and actually obtaining these links is a lot of work but the result will be well worth your efforts!
3. Seo software
The third part of our seo service package includes our seo software, Seo Administrator Expert edition. This will give you additional expert help in promoting and optimizing your website.
To summarize, purchasers of the Start-up seo package get:
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In previous chapters, we explained how to create your own site and what methods are available to promote it. This last section is devoted to seo software tools that can automate much of the seo work on your site and can achieve even better results. We will discuss the Seo Administrator seo software suite that you can download from our site (www.seoadministrator.com).
7.1 Ranking Monitor
Any seo optimization specialist is faced with the regular task of checking the positions of his sites in the search engines. You could check these positions manually, but if you have several dozen keywords and 5-7 search engines to monitor, the process becomes a real chore.
The Ranking Monitor module will do everything automatically. You are able to see information on your site ratings for any keywords and in a variety of search engines. You will also see the dynamics and history of your site positions as well as upward and downward trends in your site position for your specified keywords. The same information is also displayed in a visual form.
7.2 Link Popularity Checker
This program will automatically poll all available search engines and create a complete duplicate-free list of inbound links to your resource. For each link, you will see important parameters such as the link text and PageRank of the referring page. If you have studied this article, you will know how important these parameters are. As well as viewing the overall list of inbound links, you can track how the inbound links change over time.
7.3 Site Indexation Tool
This useful tool will show you all pages indexed by a particular search engine. It is a must-have tool for anybody who is creating a new web resource. The PageRank value will be displayed for each indexed page.
7.4 Log Analyzer
All information about your visitors is stored in the log files of your server. The log analyzer module will present this information in convenient and visual reports. Displayed information includes:
- Originating sites
- Keywords used,
- What country they are from
- Much more…
7.5 Page Rank Analyzer
This utility collects a huge amount of competitive information on the list of sites that you specify. For each site it automatically determines parameters such as Google PageRank, the number of inbound links and the presence of each site in the DMOZ and Yahoo directories. It is an ideal tool for analyzing the competition rate of a particular query.
7.6 Keyword Suggestion Tool
This tool gathers relevant keywords for your site and displays their popularity (the number of queries per month). It also estimates the competition rate of a specified keyword phrase.
7.7 HTML Analyzer
This application analyzes the HTML code of a page. It estimates the weight and density of keywords and creates a report on the correct optimization of the site text. It is useful during the creation your own site and is also a great tool for analyzing your competitors’ sites. It allows you to analyze both local HTML pages and online projects.
In this section, I will explain how I use seo in promoting my own sites. It is a kind of systematic summary where I briefly recap the previous sections. Naturally, I use Seo Administrator seo software extensively in my work and so I will show how I use it in this example.
To be able to start working with a site, you have to possess some basic seo knowledge. This can be acquired quite quickly. The information presented in this document is perfectly adequate and I must stress that you do not have to be an optimization guru to achieve results. Once you have this basic knowledge you can then start work, experimenting, getting sites to the top of the search listings and so on. That is where seo software tools are useful.
1. Firstly, we create an approximate list of keywords and check their competition rate. We then evaluate our chances against the competition and select words that are popular enough and have average competition rate. Keywords are selected using the keyword suggestion tool. This is also used to perform a rough check of their competition rate. We use the PageRank Analyzer module to perform a detailed analysis of search results for the most interesting queries and then make our final decision about what keywords to use.
2. Next, we start composing text for our site. I write part of it on my own, but I entrust the most important parts to specialists in technical writing. Actually, I think the quality and attractiveness of the text is the most important attribute of a page. If the textual content is good, it will be easier to get inbound links and visitors.
3. In this step, we start using the HTML Analyzer module to create the necessary keyword density. Each page is optimized for its own keyword phrase.
4. We submit the site to various directories. There are plenty of services to take care of that chore for us. In addition, Seo Administrator will soon have a feature to automate the task.
5. After these initial steps are completed, we wait and check search engine indexation to make sure that various search engines are processing the site.
6. In this step, we can begin to check the positions of the site for our keywords. These positions are not likely to be good at this early stage, but they will give us some useful information to begin fine-tuning seo work.
7. We use the Link Popularity Checker module to track and work on increasing the link popularity.
8. We use the Log Analyzer module to analyze the number of visitors and work on increasing it. We also periodically repeat steps 6) – 8).
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